It’s Too Bad You Smell
Like The Dumpster Behind An
Abortion Clinic.
     —NPX

The strange thing was that I think it was a lady or, at the very least, a mexican ladyboy.
Just awful.  Seriously, she smelled like an old tuna sandwich rotting in the back of a rape van.

 

NO! Please insert babies feet first.

Did you mean Baby Blue Dumpster? Close enough, Google.

“I Smell Like Spoiled Hot Dog Water!”