Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?”
I call it: “Guess The Hair Color of the Barbie Doll in Your Ass.”
Actually it is fairly easy, the answer is always ‘Blonde.’
‘Brown’ is also acceptable.
Sing this haiku to a tune in your head.
What’s That In My Butt?
It Hurts To Pee And To Strut.
God-Damned Coconut!
—NPX
Note: Acceptable alternatives to the word “coconut” above are: Barbie Slut, Roll of Duct or Mommy’s Fist.
A standard Jersey Shore viewer.
That’s how you get the “Cream” in Coconut Cream Pie
“Oh sweet Jesus, no!”
The Space Boner 
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