So here is a haiku for you, adapted out of a joke I recently heard that made me laugh.
What’s Brown and Sticky?
I’ll Give you a hint: It’s long.
Give up? It’s a Stick!
Haha, I love that schtick.
Well, that’s all, so fuck off. And come again soon. Friends.
(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)