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Tag: Humor

25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About

It would make more sense to just shoot her wouldn't it?

I have always believed that with the access that the internet affords the masses every single myth, rumor and conspiracy theory has been solved.  There are a million people out there that claim to know something that nobody else does.  One of the biggest “claims” is what men and women want.  Actually, people just hypothesize… Read More 25 Things Women Wish Men Gave Two Shits About

April 8, 2014September 22, 2017 RLLD1 Comment

Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.

If you are not familiar with Texts From Last Night, we urge you do take a look at the site to get an idea of why drinking is great, as if you needed more reasons. Here are some personal ones between me and RLLD.  Crack a bottle of Watermelon Vodka and enjoy. Thanks, Texts From… Read More Texts From Last Night: The Space Boner Edition.

February 15, 2013September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!

…that title made more sense a month ago.  So let’s pretend you got a ride in the Delorian and were taken to the past to give ol’ Marty McFly a handy jay in a Woodward’s parking lot. If procrastination were an Olympic event than give me the yellow one, because this was written with the intent of kicking… Read More THE OLYMPICS ARE COMING!!

August 23, 2012September 22, 2017 RLLDLeave a comment

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