July something-or-other (or the ramalamalong-weekend as I call it) marked the first day of a yearly tradition of a weekend of camping and incessant alcoholism. As this was my first year I decided it was fitting to take mental notes in hopes of writing them down on paper in a time line like manner! Keep in… Read More Merritt Mountain Beer Fest (Chilled Rivers and Distilled Livers.)
…Mine’s More Important and I Don’t Care if You Have One! Women. I don’t understand them, and I probably never will. It’s hard to put a finger on (or in) any one reason as to why they have such power over men. I don’t even live with one, and yet I find my actions affected by them.… Read More Opinions Are a Lot Like Orgasms…
Metrosexualilty is defined in a few ways. For example, the dudes on the Jersey Shore are metrosexual. The way it was described to me by a self-proclaimed metrosexual was, “…to have feminine tendencies.” Like tight pants? Giving blowjobs? There’s a reason they call it WOMENS clothing, because it’s for WOMEN. There’s no grey area! Here are… Read More In the Garden of Metrosexuality, the Fruit Will Always Overflow.
The Space Boner 