Have you ever started dating a chick, and then like 3 days later said: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”?
If you have, then you most likely pretended to be an asshole, so that she would dump you. Instead of you
dumping her and her becoming a psycho stalker. Some girls have that potential.
Thank god for Call display.
And now a completely unrelated haiku *cough*…
Talk Dirty To Me.
Now, Eat Yogurt From My Ass.
My Ex-Girlfriend Rocks!
—NPX
If any other girls are into yogurt, or even frogurt. Gimme a call. I will buy you flowers and bonbons.
Note: I have never had yogurt feltched from my anus, nor does my ex-girlfriend rock.
Picture and Title stolen from T-Shirt Hell.
(Note: Original pictures from this older post have been accidentally lost to time.)
The Space Boner 