If you grew up in the arcades like I did, then you are sure to have played a lot of pinball. The games were always fun (even when the game was a cheating whore sometimes) and you always felt a deeper connection to a pinball game than you would a standard arcade cabinet. This is… Read More 7 Awful Excuses for Pinball Machine Art
On a daily basis I am honored to be in the presence of many inappropriate names. For example: Harry Hole and Harry Dick. There’s a Dr. Pap. And my personal favorite, Jesus Good. I was at a comedy show the other day, and a couple behind me kept bitching about how the comedian kept swearing (dipshits.) I then heard the wife… Read More Life’s Little Surprises – Socially Acceptable and Hilarious
Metrosexualilty is defined in a few ways. For example, the dudes on the Jersey Shore are metrosexual. The way it was described to me by a self-proclaimed metrosexual was, “…to have feminine tendencies.” Like tight pants? Giving blowjobs? There’s a reason they call it WOMENS clothing, because it’s for WOMEN. There’s no grey area! Here are… Read More In the Garden of Metrosexuality, the Fruit Will Always Overflow.
The Space Boner 