While growing up you are faced with the harsh reality of things that were at one point very real to us, and now as a grownup you realize they were so far from the truth it’s not even funny, and now realizing the truth – how the fuck did we even believe these lies in… Read More 7 Reasons Your Parents Are Lying Assholes!
It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
Being a girl who writes for the most popular humor site on the web that isn’t Cracked.com (citation needed), I get asked a myriad of questions by my male contemporaries. Bullshit like: “Have you ever turned a cucumber into a pickle?” “Shouldn’t you stop at that red light?” “Can you store change in your girl parts?” “Is my sandwich… Read More Slumber Parties – The Dream vs. The Reality
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