Crippling Suicidal Depression? Check.

Ever fall head-over-heels for a girl only to realize that your pretty sure she has no feelings for you, whatsoever? Yeah, me too. I’ve always wanted to do one of these. I may as well since I get twenty of them a day. It’s not all funny, but I am tired, so eat my… Read More Crippling Suicidal Depression? Check.

June 29, 2006September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?

The smell of bacon puts me at half-mast. I guess that may need explanation. Can’t Find A Cheap Date? Blame Willie Pickton. He’s Been Hogging All The Chicks. —NPX For those of your who are not from BC, or unfamiliar with Willie Pickton, here’s a link to explain why this blog is the funniest thing… Read More Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?

June 12, 2006September 22, 2017 neuroparadoxLeave a comment

The Space Boner

It's so big you can see it from outer space.

Tag: Hooker Bacon

Where Have All The Bad Girls Gone?