As we’ve previously pointed out, Cosmopolitan Magazine often puts out lists about how to spice up your sex life, or seduce a man. These “tips” often come across like they have been plucked from a fan-fiction randomizer that only knows about sex from hashtags. Some of the ideas below may kind of make sense, but… Read More 25 More Ways Cosmo™ Destroys Your Sex Life
For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar. So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.
High hopes for this episode, guys! Not that I think it will be good…I’m just high. Probably from the Vick’s Vaporub I poured into my eyeballs and earballs to dull my senses. Alright let’s start this bitch. Episode 5: Under Leaf Tiny Penis We start with three hotties seducing different types heroin distributors with some… Read More Iron Fist Review: Episode 5
The Space Boner 