While growing up you are faced with the harsh reality of things that were at one point very real to us, and now as a grownup you realize they were so far from the truth it’s not even funny, and now realizing the truth – how the fuck did we even believe these lies in… Read More 7 Reasons Your Parents Are Lying Assholes!
Have you ever gotten really drunk and just wanted to punch shit? Here’s a word of warning then: Don’t hit a girl, she’s likely to tell. Stupid bitch had a glass jaw anyway. And now a poem, if you can truly call it that. How Embarrassing: You Go To Dump The Whore’s Corpse, And She’s Still… Read More HOLY Fux0r Batman! What a furry taco!
Wow, I sure fucking hate winter. I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of the worst songs ever written? If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace… Read More Mary Christmas…I Banged Her.