It’s tough being different in this world. Especially when you are surrounded by mediocrity. Or more commonly, douchewads. But once in a while, the thing that makes you different also makes you a god! There are many natural mutations that make you cool and don’t require you to take radioactive waste bubble baths with animals in an attempt to acquire their abilities. Here… Read More Suspended Similar To A Equus Asinus.
I saw the hottest chick the other day! It’s too bad it was at her funeral. There is just something sexy about corpses, am I right? It doesn’t even have to be a human. That’s why Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year. I can’t wait until Megan Fox dies…hopefully by falling of a… Read More Ass…The Other Vagina.