Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.

For Christmas, from my real-world boss, I received a beer advent calendar.  So the idea is you drink one beer every day from Dec.1st to 24th to help prepare yourself for (if you’re anything like me) the booze-fueled, family-avoiding, lonely cryfest that is Christmas day. Now…I fully realize it is 2017 and this is the 2014… Read More Badvent Calendar Challenge (2014) The Lost Review.

Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD) Here it is, the article that the 8 people who read this site have wanted for about 6 months.  And it’s the moment that we have dreaded ever since we ordered these rations from shady black market eBay dealers.  This is going to be our swan song for the MRE testing since we found a… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired

Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD), JockolateBear (JOCKO) Time for the second part of our “Torture ourselves for your amusement” series. It has been over a month since our first foray into the world of barely edible food.  The length between parts is not due to our laziness, but to the time need for our stomach linings to grow back and their… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded

Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils

Contributing Authors: neuroparadox (NPX), ramalamalongdong (RLLD). INTRO BY RLLD I used to be in the army.  Yup, it’s true, a long time ago I wore the uniform that demanded respect, admiration, and shit ass meals.  The vacuum packaged meals were made to eat anytime and anywhere, so long as you had… well, considering you didn’t need bullshit like “water”… Read More Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 1: MREvils