While growing up you are faced with the harsh reality of things that were at one point very real to us, and now as a grownup you realize they were so far from the truth it’s not even funny, and now realizing the truth – how the fuck did we even believe these lies in… Read More 7 Reasons Your Parents Are Lying Assholes!
Being a girl who writes for the most popular humor site on the web that isn’t Cracked.com (citation needed), I get asked a myriad of questions by my male contemporaries. Bullshit like: “Have you ever turned a cucumber into a pickle?” “Shouldn’t you stop at that red light?” “Can you store change in your girl parts?” “Is my sandwich… Read More Slumber Parties – The Dream vs. The Reality
On a daily basis I am honored to be in the presence of many inappropriate names. For example: Harry Hole and Harry Dick. There’s a Dr. Pap. And my personal favorite, Jesus Good. I was at a comedy show the other day, and a couple behind me kept bitching about how the comedian kept swearing (dipshits.) I then heard the wife… Read More Life’s Little Surprises – Socially Acceptable and Hilarious