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More like Kuh-Pee-Pee!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/capture.png</image:loc><image:title>Capture</image:title><image:caption>"Could you pick up my laundry too?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/beltline.png</image:loc><image:title>beltline</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/an-idiot.png</image:loc><image:title>AN idiot</image:title><image:caption>"This gem's username was 'AN' which I assume is short for An Idiot."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-25T22:29:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2019/02/15/craft-beer-advent-calendar-2018-drunk-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190121_220129551.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190121_220129551</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190121_161835424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190121_161835424</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190121_155846323.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190121_155846323</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_143108990.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_143108990</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_143026894.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_143026894</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_142941565.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_142941565</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_142906831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_142906831</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_142830822.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_142830822</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_142742684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_142742684</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/img_20190118_142705015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20190118_142705015</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-15T20:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/12/09/video-games-producing-surgeons-and-serial-killers-since-1982/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/video-games1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Video-Games</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/video-games.gif</image:loc><image:title>video-games</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/weeklyrantcontrollers_00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Except you, Dreamcast.  No one bought you."</image:title><image:caption>"YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/250px-anakinestgrumpy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"I'm in yer franchise, ruining ur moviez!"</image:title><image:caption>Her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/x-men-u.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Show me on your childhood where Wolverine touched you."</image:title><image:caption>You know what you did!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_uncanny_x-men_coverart.png</image:loc><image:title>"Show me on your childhood where Wolverine touched you."</image:title><image:caption>You know what you did!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ghouls_n_ghosts_gen_screenshot3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suck it long and suck it hard!</image:title><image:caption>This motherfucker!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wii-controller-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Meow!"</image:title><image:caption>"Meow?  Meeooow?!  MEEOOOWWWW!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/megaman_derp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>His only weakness is storytime!</image:title><image:caption>Phew! 64bits were not kind to you hey Mega Man? Remember, visors aren't JUST for frenchman and russian hockey players.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/haveniceday.gif</image:loc><image:title>"I gave your sister herpes." - Ghosts &amp; Goblins</image:title><image:caption>"But seriously, go fuck yourself" - Ghouls 'n Ghosts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-30T22:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/11/24/25-more-ways-cosmo-destroys-your-sex-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/eiffel-69-position.gif</image:loc><image:title>eiffel 69 position</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/goulettt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goulettt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/blind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY 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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/6994806336_e3f959d129_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6994806336_e3f959d129_b</image:title><image:caption>Garbage aren't shaped like pillow cases for no reason you know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hqdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hqdefault</image:title><image:caption>Shown:  "The 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panda</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T19:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2005/12/23/a-reflection-on-poopies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/poos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/01/09/dwarf-salad-tossing-is-the-next-big-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/raise-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raise hell</image:title><image:caption>Student protesters target a police van during a demonstration against an increase in university tuition fees, in Westminster, central London= Wednesday Nov. 24, 2010. Several thousand British students protested Wednesday against government plans to triple tuition fees, two weeks after a similar demonstration sparked a small riot.  (AP Photo/Anthony Devlin/PA) UNITED KINGDOM OUT NO SALES NO ARCHIVE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/01/18/hookers-rule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/with-tip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>with 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randy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2005/07/06/fairy-tales-for-straight-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/07/adult-fairy-tale-snow-white_o_32594.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adult-Fairy-Tale-Snow-White_o_32594</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2005/07/02/the-day-after/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/07/fuck-meeeee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuck meeeee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/07/lvm-htes_pms302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LVM-HTES_pms302</image:title><image:caption>don't ask</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/03/07/i-love-children-but-i-dont-think-i-could-eat-a-whole-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/down-syndrome.png</image:loc><image:title>down syndrome</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/03/27/put-your-hand-up-inside-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/muppies.png</image:loc><image:title>muppies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/04/07/critters-6-the-prequel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gerbils.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gerbils</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:24:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/04/10/an-intellectual-look-at-quantum-physics-bilinear-mechanics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/toot.png</image:loc><image:title>toot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:24:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/05/17/the-return-of-bruno-1997/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/oops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oops</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/06/10/zip-plunk-roll-splink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/slut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slut</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/06/12/where-have-all-the-bad-girls-gone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/hungry-hippos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungry hippos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/06/17/winnie-the-pooh-is-full-of-anti-semetic-holocaust-references/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/winnie-the-not-jew-e1506103583396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winnie the not jew</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/06/29/crippling-suicidal-depression-check/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/hookers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hookers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/12/21/automoronic-asphyxiation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/lazy-boyyy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lazy boyyy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:22:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2006/03/26/i-take-the-the-out-of-psychotherapist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/gogurt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG CSC</image:title><image:caption>SAMSUNG CSC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T18:21:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/02/17/full-of-hot-sticky-air/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:59:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/02/28/money-for-nothing-censorship-for-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/censored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice earring &amp; make-up!  Is that your own hair?</image:title><image:caption>A Millionaire Faggot In His Jet Airplane</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/copy-of-censored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>At least they won't starve</image:title><image:caption>Natalie Portman Shitting On Homeless Orphans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/copy-2-of-censored.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I can't believe he can do that with his horn!</image:title><image:caption>A Unicorn Fucking a Duck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/09/tijuana-river-breeze/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dump2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finally there is a sign for this.</image:title><image:caption>NO! Please insert babies feet first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please sort your babies in to the proper bins.</image:title><image:caption> Did you mean Baby Blue Dumpster?  Close enough, Google.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dump3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>File Under: Tranny, Smelly, Would Fuck.</image:title><image:caption>"I Smell Like Spoiled Hot Dog Water!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2007/01/11/candy-product-placement-blasphemy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/ss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mmmmm Sacrilicious.</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I'm a Photoshop expert, no big deal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/rainbow_cross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cross + Rainbow = Crossbow?  Sweeeeet!</image:title><image:caption>Taste The Jesusbow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2007/01/06/baby-jesus-is-great-with-duck-sauce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/h33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Work the balls, Hummer.</image:title><image:caption>No!  Bad Google!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/celine-dion-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celine Dion. Looking good for 92.</image:title><image:caption>What a whorebag!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/blue_waffle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pictured: Herpes</image:title><image:caption>If you get why this picture is here, you are a sick bastard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2007/01/22/john-tucker-must-die-best-motion-picture-drama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/coconutcreampie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I still don't want it in my ass though</image:title><image:caption>That's how you get the "Cream" in Coconut Cream Pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/coconut-phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The coconut phone/anal bead combo</image:title><image:caption>"Oh sweet Jesus, no!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/co.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Even coconuts have an "O" face.</image:title><image:caption>A standard Jersey Shore viewer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2007/06/09/its-only-a-bag-of-wine-if-you-take-it-out-of-the-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/b44b1c4e35e14b5f46ab79cf2c278730-wine-purse-wine-bags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b44b1c4e35e14b5f46ab79cf2c278730--wine-purse-wine-bags</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/canstock1317823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daddy?</image:title><image:caption>"I GOT GUM IN MY HAIR!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/50352_350958235557_7427668_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not for sex.</image:title><image:caption>A sack of hammers.  That's what.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/6a00d83451f25369e200e553d8ade88834-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is also what stupid brains look</image:title><image:caption>"My spoon is too pointy!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/08/23/the-olympics-are-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympic-logo-e15060988117851.png</image:loc><image:title>olympic-logo-e1506098811785</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kill-it1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kill it</image:title><image:caption>Tragedy unfolded when Pat erupted from the pool excited after it's race, startling the US basketball team who drew their concealed weapons and opened fire.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gold-medal-winners-usa-basketball-20121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold-medal-winners-usa-basketball-2012</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: The US Basketball team and the cheapest piece of bling they own.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/us-beat-nigeria1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US-beat-Nigeria</image:title><image:caption>"Let me by and maybe I'll let you park my bouncing car later!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/stephan-feck1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephan-feck</image:title><image:caption>OH FECK! OH FECK! OH FECK! OH FECK!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/stephan-feck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephan-feck</image:title><image:caption>OhFeckOhFeckOhFeckOhFeck!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/us-beat-nigeria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US-beat-Nigeria</image:title><image:caption>WHOSE TEAM ARE YOU ON ANYWAY?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gold-medal-winners-usa-basketball-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold-medal-winners-usa-basketball-2012</image:title><image:caption>Your Dream Team!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympic-boner1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a1.31jan.liz.c.c</image:title><image:caption>Alright, you won.  I'll feed you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/im-huge-in-japan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im huge in japan</image:title><image:caption>Behold Asia's Rooney tunes!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T17:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/23/ass-the-other-vagina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ass_the_other_vagina.png</image:loc><image:title>ass_the_other_vagina</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/megan-fox-gq-moty-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I would destroy her.  Clubbed thumbs and all.</image:title><image:caption>Hurry up and die!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/05/04/suspended-similar-to-a-equus-asinus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hung_horse.png</image:loc><image:title>HUNG_HORSE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/fartinggirlsz211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girls are icky!</image:title><image:caption>Can you play Freebird?  FREEEBIRRRD!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/3462269949_5c7478a2c01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>For easy transport, carry her like you would a bowling ball.</image:title><image:caption>Yes, you'll fit into my trunk quite nicely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/1_0011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The #1 Google result for MILK EYE (safesearch on)</image:title><image:caption>Really, it's just preparing girls for the real world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/radioactive_cats1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Only slightly better than the Zombie Bears you made last week.</image:title><image:caption>But more often than not you'll end up making a mutant cat army.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/lens1429259_1254576063glenn-beck1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lens1429259_1254576063glenn-beck[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/y1pxd9kixu7kr64fsncnmjtqgf0t930abwl9ymorklefzx15w90zxlbdvbdhtugosdntne6nhf7d6q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>y1pxd9kixu7kr64fsncnmjtqgf0t930abwl9ymorklefzx15w90zxlbdvbdhtugosdntne6nhf7d6q</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/y1pbli4os8wdtclrtz9g8rgwzqenxgaqr_nqdcg3uvk-5k_vbinv6dxhywih5xdziduso8tz8vdktm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>y1pbli4os8wdtclrtz9g8rgwzqenxgaqr_nqdcg3uvk-5k_vbinv6dxhywih5xdziduso8tz8vdktm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/y1pab4ouvlvyfjwxmerzajrrjuxeara-oeeyagh6sg1q517orob0dcaoyx3tv2bikbeuukyhq1jsw0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>y1pab4ouvlvyfjwxmerzajrrjuxeara-oeeyagh6sg1q517orob0dcaoyx3tv2bikbeuukyhq1jsw0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/05/18/7-reasons-your-parents-are-lying-assholes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/polygraph_sketch.png</image:loc><image:title>Polygraph_sketch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pirate-encyclopedia1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirate-encyclopedia1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/couple_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Eat my vegetables?  How about eat my asssssss!"</image:title><image:caption>Look at these lying bastards!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/o-face1.png</image:loc><image:title>Or just turn around...</image:title><image:caption>Get out of here Katy Perry!  You disgusting freak!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/teeth-julia-roberts-400a0718071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That reminds me, I need to paint my fence.</image:title><image:caption>JACKPOT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/drunk-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I had to use a Santa hat as a condom once.  The pompom is like a furry French tickler!</image:title><image:caption>"But dad, it's January 12th...sniff"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cookies_and_milk_martini1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cookies_and_milk_martini[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ants_on_celery_stick1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ants_on_celery_stick[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/5360515365_e51c0dc9f511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>...or yellow.</image:title><image:caption>We could never figure out how it made white though...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/watching-tv11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>watching-TV[1]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2007/02/01/wtfomgbbq/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/877953993107729734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>877953993107729734</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-18T07:24:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/12/19/meals-regretfully-eaten-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3695622_orig.gif</image:loc><image:title>Kill Me Now</image:title><image:caption>War is Hell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://neuroparadox.com/files/2011/12/indianajonesandthelastcrusade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meal’s Regretfully Eaten: Part 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/buildup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The gum tasted like what Toilet Duck must taste like.</image:title><image:caption>Only not as good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grimreaper1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"I'll be waiting over here by the raisins."</image:title><image:caption>"I'll see you very soon."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/poison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Might be okay if it was JUST Bret Michaels</image:title><image:caption>This is what the military thinks raisins should taste like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dscf1770-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No just to find out what to mix with the peanut butter.</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Evolution</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dscf1794.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Still, at least there aren't any of those fucking raisins in it!</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmmm choclate brick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dscf1793.jpg</image:loc><image:title>...to ruin it completely.</image:title><image:caption>Maybe we were supposed to put the cheese on top of here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dscf1792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Either that or Lance.</image:title><image:caption>I am pretty sure this gave us AIDS...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dscf1791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Although................</image:title><image:caption>Shown for scale, not as a recipe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/02/03/meals-regretfully-eaten-part-2-mretarded/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0542.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0542</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 2: MREtarded</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/skull.gif</image:loc><image:title>skull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/skull1.gif</image:loc><image:title>skull1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/truck3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/truck0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>truck0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shirt3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirt3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shirt2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirt2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shirt1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:48:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/09/17/if-youre-reading-this-we-have-2-days-to-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gym-interior-design2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gym-interior-design2</image:title><image:caption>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!  Maybe NEXT week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/09/22/meals-regretfully-eaten-part-3-mretired/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mre-thong-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE-THONG-WHITE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mre3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mre2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mre1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/atinkerbell-pixie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meals Regretfully Eaten, Part 3: MREtired</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_00431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's still not as hot as that red pepper seasoning from MRE2</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it's a tactical marshmallow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/flags-of-the-world_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flags-of-the-world_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_0080a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0080a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_0094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0094</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_0093.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0093</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:40:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2013/02/15/texts-from-last-night-the-space-boner-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cellphone-flask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cellphone-flask</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1833.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1833</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1818.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1818</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1817.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1817</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1813.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1813</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1811.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1811</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1810.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1810</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1809.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1809</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1808.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1808</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_1807.png</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1807</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:26:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/04/08/25-things-women-wish-men-gave-two-shits-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/strip-clubs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And they are all right.</image:title><image:caption>I'll give you four guesses.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dollar-craft-candy-reindeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They are going inside you one way or anther.</image:title><image:caption>Look!  I made you...these candy cane porn star thingies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/82_main.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/09-05-12-girlsxc-captains.png</image:loc><image:title>Yes, she apparently needs dozens of pictures of all these teenage gymnasts.  Women, eh?</image:title><image:caption>Hi officer, I am just helping out my girlfriend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/article-0-0c15015e000005dc-325_233x344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Take a hint, honky!</image:title><image:caption>Is she still here?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clinic_herpes_theclap_1343231_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And try not to get sold into the sex trade</image:title><image:caption>I hope you speak whatever-the-fuck language that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2357099.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Because we can!</image:title><image:caption>Why do we do this?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/c724f8e6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C724F8E6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/child-art-4-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And die.</image:title><image:caption>This picture represents how I wish you would drop a few pounds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1358189848-babycarrot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I wanna fuck your belly button!</image:title><image:caption>Ladiesssss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/05/11/good-bye-cary-next-stop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cary-and-ryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cary and ryan</image:title><image:caption>:|  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/regina.png</image:loc><image:title>regina</image:title><image:caption>Ohhhhhh RE-gina.  Ahhh, gotcha.  ...I still don't know where that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/white-house2.png</image:loc><image:title>white house2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/12/08/carmageddon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/c3de5-fox2bbikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c3de5-fox2bbikini</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lance-driver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lance driver</image:title><image:caption>Evvvvvverybody in!  I just have to piss myself and we can go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/smirnoff-car1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smirnoff-car[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dev_kamyon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dev_kamyon[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/penguin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penguin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3481.gif</image:loc><image:title>348[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/yahoo_garay_car11.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Hello Kitty; Goodbye any chance of a girlfriend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/weird-strange-vehicles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indian hot-rod</image:title><image:caption>Lance: "Take me back in time to choose better friends."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lance-dl-redacted-2.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cabbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabbie</image:title><image:caption>"...and sometimes the drivers do too."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:20:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/07/11/candy-crush-my-will-to-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/e7516-farmville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>e7516-farmville</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/odus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Odus</image:title><image:caption>... :| </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/paul-walker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Walker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pop-ups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pop ups</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/huge-sex-fist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huge sex fist</image:title><image:caption>...driven sideways up their ass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/297004_10150761435650207_4969238_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>297004_10150761435650207_4969238_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/candy-crush-saga-march1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy-crush-saga-march</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/candy-crush-saga-candy-smasher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy-crush-saga-candy-smasher</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/candy-crush-saga-march.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy-crush-saga-march</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2015/12/31/2015-year-in-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hurricane-boner1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hurricane Boner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hurricane-boner.gif</image:loc><image:title>Hurricane Boner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gigi3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gigi3</image:title><image:caption>Majestic as fuck</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gigi2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gigi2</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gigi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gigi</image:title><image:caption>Before</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pleased-old-man-near-computer-23479638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pleased-old-man-near-computer-23479638</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-22T16:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/guestbook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/30cfb596f7d04cf497c8731c10e2c4a3-lesbians-kraft-paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30cfb596f7d04cf497c8731c10e2c4a3--lesbians-kraft-paper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-05T01:53:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/mre-reviews/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mre-bbq-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRE-BBQ-09</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-19T20:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/04/04/iron-fist-review-episode-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/licky-dicky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>licky dicky</image:title><image:caption>"No Gram, please!  It's not real candy! Why does this exist?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/pills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pills</image:title><image:caption>"drugs drugs drugs, some are good, the rest are for meeee"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/cancerrrrr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cancerrrrr</image:title><image:caption>"We comply with all E.P.A. rules. Ernie, Phil, and Allen, my senator pals that I went to Yale with."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/septa_blog_w640.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>insulin probably</image:title><image:caption>"Yes ma'm, obviously you are allowed more than one heroin but you STILL need to put it in a clear plastic bag." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-04T12:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/03/19/iron-fist-review-episode-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/222.png</image:loc><image:title>222</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fisty-irony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fisty irony</image:title><image:caption>"Soon my pet, soon."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/20170319_035702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20170319_035702</image:title><image:caption>"What luck, this wasn't here last scene!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/eagle-377202_1920.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eagle</image:title><image:caption>"I'm an eagle you dick."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fisty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fisty</image:title><image:caption>"What about me doesn't scream long lost Billionaire?!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-04T11:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/03/24/iron-fist-review-episode-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/boobie-grabby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boobie grabby</image:title><image:caption>"This is how we apologize in my culture.  Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>"Only one of us is an Alt-Right fist puppet."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/coyote-fall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coyote-fall</image:title><image:caption>Look for Colleen Wing in The Defenders this fall!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T11:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/03/21/iron-fist-review-episode-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hans.png</image:loc><image:title>hans</image:title><image:caption>"I feel your pain broooooooo"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/jh-whip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JH whip</image:title><image:caption>"Get used to it, bitches."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/70d06e0dc02a804d6acf31fecb2ecb60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Elizabeth Walker 2335</image:title><image:caption>"Lesson one.  Grab that shea butter."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/cadooooo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadooooo</image:title><image:caption>"They never taught us boundaries in K'un Lun." *flicks tongue*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/revolver-single-bullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revolver-single-bullet</image:title><image:caption>"Note to self: buy 5 more bullets."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T05:55:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2017/03/20/iron-fist-review-episode-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/grey-steel-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grey-Steel-Door</image:title><image:caption>"What did I ever do to you except keep out burglars and cold weather?!  Iron Jerkface."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tiny-hands-4778.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-hand-omg</image:title><image:caption>"Hiiiii!  Over here!  Helloooooooo?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/landscape-1459553534-henwick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JH235676</image:title><image:caption>"I'm also in better shows!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lobotomy-tools.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lobotomy tools</image:title><image:caption>"And a little something for the viewers."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron-fist-netflix-marvel-logo-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T04:00:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/09/15/30-great-ideas-from-cosmo-for-ruining-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cosmo_may2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosmo_May2011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ffff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ffff</image:title><image:caption>"Hi.  Annnnnnd I'm donnnnne...cyaaaaaaa byeeeeeedontcall."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cab</image:title><image:caption>"...your ride is here.  Seems legit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nuggies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nuggies</image:title><image:caption>"Oh.  I see your busy, I guess I'll just stick my OWN finger up my ass then."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/knottt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>knottt</image:title><image:caption>Sorry to string you along, but I will knot be making any puns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/knot.png</image:loc><image:title>knot!</image:title><image:caption>Sorry to string you along, but I will knot be making any puns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/topa0970-cowl-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Give proppy a kiss!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>FINISH (on) HER!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nag</image:title><image:caption>Is this thing even loaded?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/woman-cleaning-kitchen-grease.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>On a plus side, she already has the gloves on.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T17:56:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/04/23/for-sale-awesomeness/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-23T22:57:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2014/02/18/69-reasons-howie-mandel-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/graph_cricket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>To answer your question, NO!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/74989_340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NO! OILERS NO!</image:title><image:caption>Noticing a pattern?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/morcilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morcilla</image:title><image:caption>"So it's just animal's blood and random filler?  Delicious."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/article-2326255-19d71dcb000005dc-396_634x327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Ladasha?  LADASHA?!  Uh oh."</image:title><image:caption>"That is a very good Upward-facing Pile, Ladasha!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/reddit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This would be the hardest thing on this list to do.</image:title><image:caption>"All your opinions and statements are well-formed and have credible sources."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cockface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cockface</image:title><image:caption>Let's do this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-06T00:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/03/17/st-patricks-day-the-drunk-o-the-irish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/427681_314259105305209_150665568331231_900178_471721316_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yoga!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pw_sp04_a8727_irish_drinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PW_SP04_A8727_IRISH_DRINKING</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kony-video-drunk-party-st-patricks-day-ecards-someecards.png</image:loc><image:title>Now, let's go decimate our livers!</image:title><image:caption>From The Space Boner and our Friends @ Someecards.com: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gayrobotlogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Then let me play with your balls like they were Silly Putty...hand me that newspaper."</image:title><image:caption>"The Space Boner ?  How about you blow your milky way into my assteroid *beep boop beep*"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6a00e54fdbbb0c8833015433be8a43970c-800wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Which happens more often than it should...</image:title><image:caption>And why you pooped in a bowl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mean_green_poop_machine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mean_Green_Poop_Machine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/batman-braveandthebold1_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"And make the writers of The Space Boner my new BFFs"</image:title><image:caption>"I solemnly swear to kicks some ass."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/taxi-driver-meter-running-costume-for-women.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"You got room for 3 in there?"</image:title><image:caption>Wait. What number did I call?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/gyro-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>With a side of Poutine</image:title><image:caption>The Ultimate Hangover Cure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/irish-drunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And gimme a shot of "Parking Lot Blow Job" Scotch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T04:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/17/5-completely-true-facts-about-st-paticks-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tsh-fuck-you-irish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tsh-fuck-you-irish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/leprechaun3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That's really just a pot of condoms and gerbils.</image:title><image:caption>"Here drink this and show me your four-leaf clover.'"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/419417952_2762b783be_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I've seen emo kids that were less cut that him</image:title><image:caption>Well, at least he's funny now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/st-patrick-s-day-drunk_design.png</image:loc><image:title>"I jushh feeeel lucky barrrrrrrffffffff"</image:title><image:caption>And this is for my fallen homeboys in Dublin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/stpatrick2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>St. Patrick of Guiness and...AT&amp;T?</image:title><image:caption>"No, honey, I'm praying. Ohh Jesus Christ, here we go again!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/green-beer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I can't wait until you turn my poop green too!</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: 67% Alcohol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/books_fight460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inside an Irish church</image:title><image:caption>The first rule of Irish Fight Club is to punch someone in the face and talk about it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T17:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/06/03/opinions-are-a-lot-like-orgasms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/finger.gif</image:loc><image:title>finger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/emotion-fb.gif</image:loc><image:title>Opinions Are a Lot Like Orgasms...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4448139661_c96a89de4a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm suprised it didn't turn blue from the toilet bowl cleaner.</image:title><image:caption>"No, Honey, that must be your teeth hair."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dirty-dog11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dirty-dog1[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/255134531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25513453[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/look-a-like1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Except for the toilet tree in the back yard.</image:title><image:caption>We share nothing in common!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_ljl067k1tf1qd5giho1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's a good thing I built that beer fridge into the doghouse.</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure it was nothing important.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/090222unknown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now, of to the pub!</image:title><image:caption>All done!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/taylor-pale-horse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Date: WE SHALL FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE LIVING!  With a nice Shiraz.</image:title><image:caption>Interests:  Baking, The Beach, Cuddling, The Notebook, Armageddon, and Small Dogs.  Msg me to know more! ;)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T19:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2012/03/09/doodles-gone-wild/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ngbbs4735fdb150c12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-07_110605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And that they only hunt a night when they hot sun is sleeping.</image:title><image:caption>We believe all Gingers are this evil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140135.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140135</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140116</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140104</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140046</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140031</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_140002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_140002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2012-03-06_135949.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-03-06_135949</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T19:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/02/07/the-poo-log-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1266.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1266</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1265.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1265</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1264</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1263</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1259</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1257</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1256</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1255</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1254</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hpim1253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HPIM1253</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T02:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/04/20/slumber-parties-the-dream-vs-the-reality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/imagescagmtkns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCAGMTKNS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/woman-bored-at-work1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Followed by hardcore oral intercourse!</image:title><image:caption>You girls ready to do some taxes?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/things-need-do-slumber-party-800x8001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>After this let's go to bed early</image:title><image:caption>This is much better than wearing each other like finger puppets!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/teen_slumber_party____________1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More feathers!  We need more feathers!  And chocolate lube.</image:title><image:caption>How a grown man pictures a slumber party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/slumber-party1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slumber-party[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/slumber_party_hd_3_xxlarge1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Tell me I'm pretty."</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Mommy Issues</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sexy-slumber-party-261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexy-slumber-party-26[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/retard_ninja1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Well he definitely has the M down in TMNT</image:title><image:caption>A typical male reader</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pippa-pickles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pippa-pickles[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kate-blog-our-slumber-party1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All because Kristine ran out of Peanut Butter</image:title><image:caption>We are lame!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T02:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/07/07/top-5-people-you-dont-want-to-sit-by-on-a-plane/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/traveling-with-toddlers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>traveling with toddlers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cricketers_gayspy_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Top 5 People You Don't Want To Sit By On A Plane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/airplane-talker2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane-talker2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/woman_talking_300_answer_8_xlarge-jpeg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Can't you see I'm pretending to read?"</image:title><image:caption>"I don't care if you might be Oprah, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/smelly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's smells like a dirty adult diaper filled with diarhhea and syphillis.</image:title><image:caption>"Are you for real?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sleep_drooling1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Or "mouth-lube" as the ladies call it.</image:title><image:caption>And the drool!  Oh sweet Jesus!  The drool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/plane_crash_videos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what a McRib would do to you body if you were an airplane.</image:title><image:caption>Well, maybe not the WORST scenarios.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picfornewslettermacau20085.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hope this plane fucking crashes into your mom's face.</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/faye20dunaway20now.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And spider-uzi your head.</image:title><image:caption>I am so going to bee-machete™ your face!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fat-dude-on-plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I won this trip by winning a squirrel-eating contest.</image:title><image:caption>"You ever been raped on a plane?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T02:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/08/07/merritt-mountain-beer-fest-chilled-rivers-and-distilled-livers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tent20camping20image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tent%20Camping%20Image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2011-05-30_0703011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That dog is ready to par-tay!</image:title><image:caption>DEDICATED TO ALL 30 OF OUR FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2011-05-30_070301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes NPX puked on what looks like a dog in a party hat</image:title><image:caption>DEDICATED TO ALL 30 OF OUR FACEBOOK FANS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2028_pass_out_guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2028_pass_out_guys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/passed-out-drunk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>"Looks like you're going to have to drink your way out of another situation, RLLD"</image:title><image:caption>Surround by loved-ones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hero_family_home.png</image:loc><image:title>Including: Blindess, Anal Fissure, Giraffe Urine, Guno, Human Head, Snake Testicle &amp; Grape.</image:title><image:caption>Now in 7 delicious flavours!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pee_hose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The river's money-shot</image:title><image:caption>"This is all semen you guys!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/imagesca3gevpw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And then into the river.</image:title><image:caption>A little roofie action should kick these girls into overdrive!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/41lp8bdfj3l__sl500_aa300_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Revenge will be swift and chairy</image:title><image:caption>It haunts my dreams!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo23.png</image:loc><image:title>I am more list with him than without him.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T02:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/09/07/8-bizarre-findings-in-my-new-cameras-instruction-manual/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/broken_camera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broken_camera</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What?  No setting for pudding-covered gerbil?</image:title><image:caption>Works great.  Unless they are wet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Or, more importantly, horse orgies.</image:title><image:caption>I wonder what it says at funerals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What if it's wet from the overspray of harvested panda semen!</image:title><image:caption>What if the basement isn't wet from water...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Also, don't ever staple you balls to your penis.</image:title><image:caption>That's just solid advice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>God help you if you want to know how to turn the flash on.</image:title><image:caption>Please follow the included 94-page booklet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously.  I got herpes from my camera.  So if I've ever taken your picture...</image:title><image:caption>Or herpes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Great Cthulu, grant me the power...to take more pictures of kitties!"</image:title><image:caption>Battery life can also be extended by making a sacrifice to an Elder God</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serve with a sprinkle of synonym.</image:title><image:caption>Sounds delicious!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-13T02:17:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/11/07/73-reasons-to-avoid-online-dating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/online-dating-site.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hmmmm that screen has a cold sore now...</image:title><image:caption>Wanna see my duckface?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jerking.png</image:loc><image:title>It was getting a little awkward in the open cubicles.</image:title><image:caption>They finally gave me my own office!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/edward_40_hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Critical Condtion" is a phrase thrown around a lot.</image:title><image:caption>And they've been drinking all day!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/eminem-blood-bath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Then we make cocoa and play Boggle!</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes I am alone, sometimes Eminem is there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/your-mom-is-a-whore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Even the monkey fucked her.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nemo-and-dory_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I heard she was a dyke anyway.</image:title><image:caption>Except maybe this gabby bitch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/van1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Hop on in, don't mind the smell."</image:title><image:caption>Definition 3: to get, receive, or take.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/longlist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That must have been when I painted myself black and sold my neck for opium.</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, it was a 3-day weekend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/recycling_bins.gif</image:loc><image:title>The hair, it belongs to ME!</image:title><image:caption>And cardboard in the red!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kkk_women3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"This halloween party sucks...Ohhh another ghost, how original."</image:title><image:caption>"Oh.  My.  God.  Did you see what Vicki is wearing?!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T16:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/04/13/7-awful-excuses-for-pinball-machine-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/m_rollercoastergame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>m_RollercoasterGame</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1118574600alec_baldwin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7 Awful Excuses for Pinball Machine Art</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/imafge-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kind of looks like Burt Reynolds.  I'm sure it's just a coincidence...</image:title><image:caption>"No one escapes The Rape Master!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You'll never catch a man at a spa.  Even if it is a Future Spa.</image:title><image:caption>Run run as fast as you, you'll never rape me I'm th..AHHHHH NOOOO!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bad13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad13</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T19:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/04/06/life%e2%80%99s-little-surprises-%e2%80%93-socially-acceptable-and-hilarious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tango-face-surprise-md.png</image:loc><image:title>tango-face-surprise-md</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/celebration1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hope you all forgot to take your pills!</image:title><image:caption>CHEERS TO ABORTIONS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/s-files-1-0055-2332-products-philosoraptor_green_large1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-files-1-0055-2332-products-Philosoraptor_Green_large[1]</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>But if you really want to see one, check out bluewaffle.net  You sick fuck.</image:title><image:caption>Be thankful this isn't a picture of a stinky STD</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/venustorso1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boil with Thyme and Rosemary for an excellent hooker broth.</image:title><image:caption>Kid's Dismember the Darndest Things!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tarvalonmap1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Heading south over the taintlands will bring you to America.</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Delta, BC.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Free Handy-job for whoever can get me the men's toilet sign</image:title><image:caption>"These symbols seem norm...wait what the fuck are those last 5?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/buddy-christ1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Isn't Jesus based off that lion from the Narnia books?</image:title><image:caption>Stay classy, San Diego.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T19:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/04/01/in-the-garden-of-metrosexuality-the-fruit-will-always-overflow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/metrosexual1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metrosexual1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/x-ray-light-bulb-11-27-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>x-ray-light-bulb-11-27-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gaydar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In the Garden of Metrosexuality, the Fruit Will Always Overflow.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mex_251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Now if they only do this with Cosmopolitans!</image:title><image:caption>It's a beer &amp; a cider, so it goes both ways...just like me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/drunk-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drunk-guy</image:title><image:caption>Operation Lady Killer is a go!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/metrosexuality1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metrosexuality</image:title><image:caption>Behold the 'Grey Area'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/metrosexuality.jpg</image:loc><image:title>metrosexuality</image:title><image:caption>Shown --&gt; 'Grey Area'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mike-snooki-pauly-jersey-shore-reunion-mtv-recap-320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jersey shore</image:title><image:caption>"ED HARD-ON!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-18T01:28:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/30/accidentally-wonderful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/x-ray-light-bulb-11-27-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>x-ray-light-bulb-11-27-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wink-happy-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Accidentally Wonderful!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/penis-chandelier1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shouldn't this be a blacklight?</image:title><image:caption>I wish!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/noflyzone1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>But it's a total moth zone with all the light.</image:title><image:caption>Which is weird because you think they'd like all the sugary lube.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/light_bulb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Does this count as double-ended?  I'll have to ask your mom.</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmm.  That's what I'm talking about.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/unclefester1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And with hair like Cousin It.</image:title><image:caption>Kind of like this, but from behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/recycled-tube-light1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meh.  I'll just move them to the gimp's dungeon.</image:title><image:caption>I banish you sexy, sexy lights!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T19:13:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/21/super-fun-write-starcraft-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/starcraft-disc.png</image:loc><image:title>starcraft-disc</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/evolution20of20the20nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evolution20of20the20nerd</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/woman-vacuuming1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where's the uniform I bought you?</image:title><image:caption>Dinner had better be in the oven too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cr15216030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cr15216030</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nerd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dictionary.com: The Book</image:title><image:caption>I'm not seeing your word here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lefthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hate funerals!</image:title><image:caption>The sun!  She burns!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hot20teacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No wonder I failed Chemistry 9 times</image:title><image:caption>"How come the thermostat is always set to max, calss?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hory-cow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hory cow!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chinatown-vancouver.gif</image:loc><image:title>Chinatown-Vancouver</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/beer-amp-boobs-beer-boobs-tits-funbags-weekend-demotivational-poster-1243652155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This fad will never last</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T19:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com/2011/03/14/a-guide-to-getting-inside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/condom-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Condom logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/542-co-049-w6163.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I should have given him my cell number.</image:title><image:caption>"Next time, no anal unless he pays for dinner!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/zardoz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Man the '70s were fucked up.</image:title><image:caption>Ladieeeees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/lots_of_cats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We'll being watching you.  Always.</image:title><image:caption>At least 2 are named Mittens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/z159756290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where all da white chocolates at?</image:title><image:caption>Warning: May contain nuts &amp; whores.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/number-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Is she trying to suck the camera through a small-bore straw?</image:title><image:caption>"Maybe if I look like a retarded mermaid guys will like me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thespaceboner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/number-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I took the liberty of setting up a webcam.</image:title><image:caption>"Get Up.  It's time to have sex."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T18:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thespaceboner.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2022-05-06T00:04:26+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
