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Candy Product Placement & Blasphemy.
I am tired so I’ll keep this short. Fuck you, fuck your dog.
When I Meet Jesus.
I Think I’d Ask Him: Do You
Hate Eating Skittles?
—NPX
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- Skittles paid me $300 for this spot.
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- Taste The Jesusbow
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- Yeah, I’m a Photoshop expert, no big deal.
There! I hope that’s in good taste. Good night my Christian Brothers.
Take My Life…Please.
I sure love drinkin’. Nothing beats a night off off-balance, slobbering friends trying to chase off any girls in the vicinity with their "cool-guy act."
I guess this is why nobody drinks with me anymore. I thought I was charming, though.
Whatever, bitches.
FYI, I am the coolest guy. Don’t believe so? Ask my Aunt Diane, she’ll set you straight.
Door #3 is a Haiku!
I Like Soft Kittens.
I Wish I Was Covered In
So Many Pussies.
—NPX
That’s all for now my little skittles.
Now, go do something.
