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The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them.
The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact that no one can draw worth a shit on a small touchscreen.
You’ve seen what we have done in the past with a children’s colouring book, so guess what happened when we got our filthy little hands on this baby!
I hope you’re ready for some more drawings of dicks!
Draw Something? Yeah sure.
If by “Something” you mean pics
of crudely drawn dicks.
—NPX/RLLD
Related articles
- Zynga listens to users with Draw Something update (reviews.cnet.com)
Put Your Hand Up Inside Me.
I like furry, multi-colored pseudo-animals.
I love the look in their googly eyes when I am violating them.
I like their shrill, high-pitched moans and shrieks as they climax.
Kermit, Miss Piggy,
And Even Oscar The Grouch.
I Fucked The Muppets.
—NPX
I especially love the honkers.
Hearts and Daggers.
Hoorah, today is V-day, and that can only mean one thing: desperate single women!
To all of you women who are lowering your standards, I will be at Loonies today around 6PM.
You don’t have to bring me flowers or chocolates, but wearing something nice gets you extra points.
Just look for the desperate single man weeping into his beer and yelling at inanimate objects.
Cheers.
Valentine’s Day Gift.
A Double Entendre Looms;
Wear My Pearl Necklace.
—NPX
Seriously guys, take your girl out for a nice dinner. Be romantic for once in your benign existence.
