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Wow, I sure fucking hate winter.  I also hate christmas carolers coming to my house, is there any

other way to make a person fell more akward than to stand outside their house and sing some of

the worst songs ever written?  If they are doing it for charity, I suggest hitting them with a little mace – The morning star, not that gay ass spray shit.

 

But maybe I am being to cynical, we all need a little joy after the tragic

events of September 29…  Which is my birthday, but it was on a Thursday, so I had to work hungover.

So many people were effected, - and some cases even infected - by this horrible day.

 

We should all pay homage to the persons who helped make this 9-29 partially liveable:

The makers of Gravol, Pepto Bismol, 7-11 Cheesburgers and, of course, Bob Guccione.

 

                      —NPX

 

 

This was going to be a christmas post but whatever, a post of punching children in a drunken stupor is just as good.  Note:  The puking photo is my brother from many years ago, he is my mentor and hero.  Kudos Kelly, Kudos.

 

T-Shirt Hell has put out some awesome gift cards for download on their website.  So if you have any sense of humor whatsoever, get them.  Follow the Direct link here:  http://www.tshirthell.com/giftcards.htm.  I suggest printing them on photo paper at a good quality. 

 

And remember "Lest You Bitches Forget 9-29."