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Doodles Gone Wild!

While we wait for our new, vomit-inducing meals to arrive from around the world for MRE 3, we have decided to answer a question that you never asked.
The Question: What would happen if you gave a children’s colouring book to a couple handsome and drunk individuals like NPX and RLLD?
The Answer: Awesome would happen, that’s what.  Also, there will be no shortage of drawings of dicks.

This particular books gives you a semi-complete picture and then instructs you to finish any missing elements.
But all we saw was an opportunity to pervert an innocent book into a playground of dicks, tits and date rape jokes.

So until MRE 3, here are some childish drawings in a children’s book by men who draw worse than children.

We believe all Gingers are this evil

Nobody tells me what to draw!

The sequel to the movie Teeth

This is the "weird old trick" the ads are referring to for penis growth

This is the "weird old trick" the ads are referring to for penis growth

A standard Space Boner first date

Monsters with big tits.

This is why I am banned from the zoo

Cow. Pig. Whatever.

Oily robot semen is probably easier to wash out of your hair than regular human or fish sperm

I love family reunions!

I've seen bigger.

If my penis had a pouch, I could finally stop leaving little piles of change everywhere

Pecker Jack Cheese + Whoregonzola = Cream Cheese.

Earth: If we all had Sesame Street Genitals

Funny, he looks just like our Uncle Gacy...

Add some meat, veggies and broth...Baby, you got a stew goin'!

Notice of there were never any Hearts Of Gold hung up?

Drawn painstakingly by hand...in MS Paint

There really is nothing more freeing than pooping in the ocean

I think every species on earth experienced some sort of Holocaust

That is a really good tennis racket

"I hear...something...coming..."

Based on a true story

This was drawn during my hypnotherapy session

A closer look at the Space Boner first date

"Ted! Is that you? You old SOB, how are you?!"

To answer your question, women: this is what we are thinking about. Every second of every day.

"Have a drink and then I'll show you the dungeon..."

For more great, poorly-drawn pictures, check out the Poo Log.

Zip…Plunk…Roll…Splink.

I have transferred all my blogs from MSN to a MySpace account, so you can catch me there too.  It will be the same, just sans pictures.
 
 
Now, on with the pain:
 
My brothers sure love hookers.
Especially Kent, and boy does it show.
But Kelly lives in Indonesia, and that just speaks volumes in itself.
And recently I found out Kevin is marrying one.  Shebang!
 
Here’s a poem for them, since they are always buying bulk.
 
A Note: To My Bros.
She Stole My Wallet & Watch.
Heart of Gold My Ass!
         —NPX
 
Note:  I rule.

The Day After.

There is only one ultimate hangover cure…more damn booze.
 
Today is the day after Canada day, and I assume somebody kidnapped me and made me drink my weight in beer.
I hate it when people kidnap me and make me drink my weight in beer.  That is really unfair to me because I am not supermodel, and do not weigh the same as a slice of Kraft processed cheese.  Off topic:  I once ate a brick of cheddar the size of a Playstation 2 (The old style, not the new slim.)
 
I just bought a new camera, I would show you but then I’d have to buy another one to take a picture of it.
 
That’s it, see you at Loonies
 
And now, an end-blog haiku:
 
                                               Prostitute, for me?
                                               It’s not even my birthday!
                                               You are too kind, Dad.
                                                                    -NPX
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

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