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Winnie The Pooh Is Full of Anti-Semetic Holocaust References.

That’s right, Tigger is a symbol of a right-wing socialist régime…that likes to bounce.
Eeyore, and how he is constantly losing his tale, is obviously a reference to ever-changing European sympathies towards the Third Reich.
Piglet is the Jew hating (hence him being a pig) caricature of the "superior race".
Owl is Himmler.
And Winnie The Pooh, himself, is Hitler.  In addition to pudding, Hitler also loved Hunny!
 
It’s all right there!  You just have to read between the lines.
Either that, or it’s just a kids cartoon.  But probably not.
 
A Ménage à Trois.
Is Not Entirely Fun,
When Your By Yourself.
     —NPX
 
 
 

Don’t You Hate Having An Itchy A-hole?

Hello my little love sluts.
There’s a party over here.
I think the hardest question in life to ponder is whether to just kill yourself in the most fantastic way possible, or go on a murderous rampage and kill as many people as you possibly can before the 5-0 peppers you with
bullets and salts you with napalm.
Just something to mull over.
 
How about a poem?
 
Whatever You Like.
An Orifice For All Types.
The Hermaphrodite!
             —NPX
 
You gotta love the amalgamation of "chick with dick" and "guy with pie" to create the ultimate super-whore.
From their meaty salami to their stinky cheeseburger,
they are my favorite type of bi-genital, she-male, man-girl, love slave.  Sans Jersey.
 
Note:  Don’t hate this blog’s photos; they are art.  If you do, you are worse than Hitler.
           Not that I expect you to appreciate the emotion and determination represented in these pieces.
           No offense, but you are kind of a flake.
 
 
Kudos to me for being every girl’s dream guy.
*cough*So Lonely*cough*

HOLY SHlT! Now I have you…

Do you like stuff?  If you do, download it.
Don’t like stuff, your an idiot.
You know what they say, "A blowdryer a day keeps the snowman away."
I don’t know who said that, but it I live my life by it.  Effin’ snowmen.  (Effin’ stands for Fucking.)
 
Slang tang, it’s time for a Haiku.
 
Hitler.  Not all  bad.
Sure, he killed…a lot.  But boy,
He loved his pudding.
                     —NPX
 
Anyone who loves pudding as much at Hitler did, is probably just misunderstood.
 
Note:  Jews hate pudding
 
Later you dirty little hurrcaines,
 
neuroparadox
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