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Weally Funny. Maybe.
I think that if I had to choose one cartoon character to have sex with, it would be Snow White.
She’s fucking hot. Yup, Snow White for sure, but it would be a whole different story if Bambi’s mom was still alive.
HAIKU!
In A Dawk Alley:
Cwies of Tewwow Fill The Night.
I Waped Elmer Fudd.
—NPX
Make sure you read this aloud using the Fudd accent, or the effect is lost.
Come to think of it, Bambi might be my child. Or fawn, whatever.
No matter, I’m still not making child support payments.
Haha, later.
Hookers Rule.
Howdy howdy fuckin’ partners.
Time for a haiku.
Tell me you love me.
Though I’ve Had A Whore;
I Have Never Paid For Sex.
I Paid Her To Leave.
—NPX
Truer words were never spoken. Amen.
Dwarf Salad Tossing Is The Next Big Thing.
I really have nothing to say, so I will post the abbreviated lyrics of a song that you should all live your lives by.
It’s Called:
Be Like Us.
By "No Fun."
"Become communists
Swear Openly
Smoke Marijuana
Progress To heroin
Spit On The flag
Kill Your parents
Drop Out Of school
Hate Your Governemnt
Sell Your Country’s Secrets
Do Not Be Religious
Hurt Animals
Scare Old People
If You Drink…Drive
Burn The Churches
Eat Human Flesh
Don’t Work, Collect Welfare
Burn Books
Break All Laws
Have Sex Frequently
Despise All Authority
Dance To Rock Music
Swear Openly
Smoke Marijuana
Progress To heroin
Spit On The flag
Kill Your parents
Drop Out Of school
Hate Your Governemnt
Sell Your Country’s Secrets
Do Not Be Religious
Hurt Animals
Scare Old People
If You Drink…Drive
Burn The Churches
Eat Human Flesh
Don’t Work, Collect Welfare
Burn Books
Break All Laws
Have Sex Frequently
Despise All Authority
Dance To Rock Music
We’re The Only Ones To Trust, So Come On Kids & Be Like Us."
Now, go do all those things and report back to me, unless it’s the one about dancing. If it is, fuck off.
And now for a haiku that has nothing to do with the preceeding.
Splintering Headache.
Woke Up With Two Dead Midgets.
Must Be Saturday.
—NPX
I guess now I have the big decision to make: Do I dig one big hole or two small ones. Sometimes life’s a bitch.
Fin.
