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The Best of Draw Something (Dirty): Part 1
Draw Something is a the latest mobile app to take the world by storm. And for good reason: it lets you interact with your friends and Facebook stalkers (or stalkees) by playing a simple version of Pictionary with them.
The game levels the playing field between artists and whatever-the-opposite-of-artists-is quite effectively due to the fact that no one can draw worth a shit on a small touchscreen.
You’ve seen what we have done in the past with a children’s colouring book, so guess what happened when we got our filthy little hands on this baby!
I hope you’re ready for some more drawings of dicks!
Draw Something? Yeah sure.
If by “Something” you mean pics
of crudely drawn dicks.
—NPX/RLLD
Related articles
- Zynga listens to users with Draw Something update (reviews.cnet.com)
Accidentally Wonderful!
I had to go to the emergency ward the other day to have something looked at.
I was doing jumping hand stands with my shirtless latino trainer (Heyseuss I think) and accidentally pushed off to hard and hit a light fixture. Long story short, there was a lightbulb in my ass.
I wish!
Please, no jokes about me being a smart ass. Or how “that wasn’t a very bright idea.” Although I do kind of feel like a perverted Uncle Fester.
Kind of like this, but from behind.
So after dealing with a couple eye-rolling nurses and a smarmy know-it-all doctor, the offending beacon of light was successfully extracted from deep within my no-fly zone.
Which is weird because youd think they would like all that sugary lube.
After this learning experience, I have come to the conclusion that I will longer be using flourescent tube lighting in my house.
I banish you sexy, sexy lights!
I’m switching back to the old-fashioned, smooth, fist-like incandescent bulbs. Or at the maybe the new french-tickler looking energy-efficient twisty bulbs. They look easy to remove…from the light socket I mean.
Mmmmm yeah. Thats what Im talking about.
I wrote a beautiful haiku which is basically just paraphrasing what Dr. Coldfingers said while examining my situation.
Bowel Obstruction
Is a Nice way of saying
There’s something in your ass.
—NPX
I realize this is not the first post about anal insertions (or even the second). Nor will be that last if companies keep making easily inserted, phallic candy bars, water bottles and rodents.
John Tucker Must Die = Best Motion Picture (Drama)
Let’s play a game. It is similar to Dane Cook’s “Who’s In My Mouth?”
Note: Acceptable alternatives to the word “coconut” above are: Barbie Slut, Roll of Duct or Mommy’s Fist.
