Category Archives: Legacy
Original posts made before 2010.
It’s Only a Bag of Wine if You Take it Out of the Box.
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- “My spoon is too pointy!”
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- “I GOT GUM IN MY HAIR!”
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- A sack of hammers. That’s what.
Care Bears Gone Wild.
Here they are, finally. Care Bears from hell.
If you are wondering who the winners were, there are none. The few entries received were shit. Only my ideas held up to the final cut, and they’re not even that great.
Sorry for making you wait for this bullshit, it will not happen again.
Next up: REJECTED TRANSFORMERS!
CLICK ON PHOTOS TO VIEW THEIR FULL HIGH-DEF GLORY.
NOTE: Bears were not drawn by a retard.
WTF-OMG-SMRT.
If you know me, you know how much I hate stupid people.
I recently had a conversation with a girl on MSN Messenger.
I was using my friend Ryan’s account. He left it logged in, so I felt it my duty to fuck with his contacts.
Names have been changed to protect the retarded.
Without further adieu: Inbreds on MSN.
2:02:32 PM Trinity Angel says : haven’t talked t you for a few days.. ya there?
2:02:39 PM neuroparadox says: no
2:03:17 PM Trinity Angel says : hey you..
2:03:32 PM Trinity Angel says : missed ya the other night
2:03:36 PM neuroparadox says: i miss you now
2:03:42 PM Trinity Angel says : aww
2:03:53 PM Trinity Angel says : how was your party?
2:04:36 PM neuroparadox says: awesome NPX was there, so that made it the best
2:05:12 PM Trinity Angel says : NPX?
2:05:19 PM neuroparadox says: Yeah, he is the coolest
2:05:27 PM Trinity Angel says : i was surprised you didn’t invite me
2:05:44 PM neuroparadox says: I thought you had a drinking problem
2:06:02 PM Trinity Angel says : no!!! that is my best friend CHUCK.. and I’m helping him get past it
2:06:27 PM neuroparadox says: Oh, so a drug problem then?
2:06:39 PM Trinity Angel says : hell no!!
2:06:42 PM Trinity Angel says : i don’t do drugs
2:06:43 PM neuroparadox says: hahaha
2:06:55 PM neuroparadox says: you should try
2:07:22 PM Trinity Angel says : no thanks.. so is that why you weren’t interested in what i asked?
2:07:32 PM neuroparadox says: what did you ask?
2:07:51 PM Trinity Angel says : i asked if you wanted to hang out for your birthday on the day of your birthday..
2:08:18 PM neuroparadox says: oh :-O
2:08:43 PM Trinity Angel says : yeah.. and that was why i was surprised you didn’t want me at your birthday..
2:08:54 PM Trinity Angel says : but eh..
2:09:21 PM neuroparadox says: I didn’t want my wife to get mad
2:09:37 PM Trinity Angel says : oh… you never told me you were married.
2:10:33 PM Trinity Angel says : i feel so embarrassed now.. i’ll leave..
2:10:36 PM neuroparadox says: I am a polygamist
2:10:46 PM neuroparadox says: hahaha I am not married silly
2:10:57 PM Trinity Angel says : :$
2:11:15 PM Trinity Angel says : you… arent?
2:12:11 PM neuroparadox says: no
2:12:32 PM neuroparadox says: I am gay, so I can’t have a wife
2:12:44 PM Trinity Angel says : you are?
2:12:55 PM Trinity Angel says : im surprised you never mentioned this.
2:13:05 PM neuroparadox says: I’ve never told anyone
2:13:14 PM neuroparadox says: where are you?
2:13:18 PM Trinity Angel says : kamloops..
2:13:21 PM Trinity Angel says : you know that.
2:13:29 PM neuroparadox says: where in town?
2:13:37 PM Trinity Angel says : lower sahali..
2:13:41 PM neuroparadox says: ohh
2:13:59 PM Trinity Angel says : btween ramada inn and investors group in the townhouses
2:14:14 PM neuroparadox says: ahh by Pemberton Terrace
2:14:15 PM neuroparadox says: cool
2:14:18 PM Trinity Angel says : yep
2:14:42 PM Trinity Angel says : i thought you knew this
2:15:15 PM Trinity Angel says : :$
2:15:58 PM neuroparadox says: I don’t know…I hit my head and forgot a lot of stuff. So if I ask questions that I, Ryan, should know forgive me. The doctors call it mild Retro-grade amnesia
2:16:17 PM neuroparadox says: Also, I am a narccisist
2:16:17 PM Trinity Angel says : oh.. i’m sorry..
2:16:47 PM neuroparadox says: My Doctor, NPX, helps me through the hard times
2:16:52 PM neuroparadox says: I am gay for him
2:16:59 PM Trinity Angel says : i see..
2:18:12 PM Trinity Angel says : i’m just surprised you didn’t tell me any of this before.. in any of our chats
2:18:43 PM neuroparadox says: I can’t remember. The amnesia, remember?
2:19:06 PM Trinity Angel says : do you remember where to find message history in this program?
2:19:14 PM neuroparadox says: yes
2:19:51 PM Trinity Angel says : well then why don’t you look at that to see what we’ve talked about?
2:20:40 PM neuroparadox says: I am now…:P
2:21:18 PM Trinity Angel says : oh?
2:25:36 PM Trinity Angel says : does that remind you of some things?
2:25:43 PM neuroparadox says: Yeah, Have we ever met?
2:26:04 PM Trinity Angel says : no.. i’ve asked you before but you’ve always said you didn’t feel comfortable meeting until talking more.
2:26:15 PM neuroparadox says: haha, I suck
2:26:22 PM Trinity Angel says : what do you mean?
2:26:35 PM neuroparadox says: nothing
2:26:58 PM Trinity Angel says : i’ve been interested in meeting you.
2:27:16 PM neuroparadox says: Do you know what I look like?
2:27:46 PM Trinity Angel says : i’ve seen a picture on POF
2:30:43 PM neuroparadox says: Ohhh, me too
2:30:47 PM neuroparadox says: am I sexy?
2:31:09 PM Trinity Angel says : i think you’re handsome
2:33:53 PM neuroparadox says: thanks 
2:34:15 PM Trinity Angel says : do you remember what i look like?
2:34:25 PM neuroparadox says: Yeah, I have your pics
2:35:44 PM Trinity Angel says : what do you think of me?
2:37:20 PM Trinity Angel says : ah long pause.. i guess thats my answer
2:40:51 PM neuroparadox says: sorry I was doing Jell-o shots
2:41:06 PM Trinity Angel says : oh i see.. well i’ll let you go then
2:41:11 PM neuroparadox says: I think you are very beautiful
2:41:26 PM Trinity Angel says : :-O:$
2:41:28 PM Trinity Angel says : aww
2:42:01 PM neuroparadox says: 
2:42:07 PM Trinity Angel says : are you sure that you should be doing shots when you are dealing with this/
2:42:21 PM neuroparadox says: dealing with what?
2:42:41 PM Trinity Angel says : uh… the amnesia? or are you just playing me
2:42:51 PM neuroparadox says: oh yeah, I forgot 
2:43:13 PM Trinity Angel says : are you lying to me about it? trying to play me on/
2:43:26 PM neuroparadox says: It’s more of a joke than a lie
2:44:08 PM Trinity Angel says : I had a feeling.. you know i’d rather you just be honest with me about not wanting to talk to me, then just play me along saying you got an injury and amnesia.
2:44:54 PM neuroparadox says: don’t take it to seriously. I mean, who gets amnesia?
2:45:14 PM Trinity Angel says : actually I have two friends of mine who has had it before.. that’s why i know how to help them with it
2:47:46 PM Trinity Angel says : so yeah it does happen
2:49:24 PM Trinity Angel says : guess you’re gone
At that point I got bored, and really was drinking (read: drunk).
Downsides to the net: Fucking retards, Lots of internet predators.
Upsides to the net: Making fun of fucking retards, Lots of internet prey.
