Monthly Archives: May 2006
I asked my friend if he thought $30 was a fair price to pay a girl for sticking her tongue
inside of my balloon knot; he said it was. So, I gave his sister thirty bucks, and we were off.
I wonder what he thinks about $25 for a Sticky Dragon. Seems fair to me.
A Gift From A "Friend".
Oh, My Sweet Ghonorrea,
It Burns When I Pee.
Note: As of today, despite a couple of scares, I have never had an STD. Unless you wanna count an allergic reaction to a Lychee fruit that one time.