Monthly Archives: March 2006
Put Your Hand Up Inside Me.
I like furry, multi-colored pseudo-animals.
I love the look in their googly eyes when I am violating them.
I like their shrill, high-pitched moans and shrieks as they climax.
Kermit, Miss Piggy,
And Even Oscar The Grouch.
I Fucked The Muppets.
—NPX
I especially love the honkers.
I TAKE THE “THE” OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST
Have you ever started dating a chick, and then like 3 days later said: "I’ve made a huge mistake."?
If you have, then you most likely pretended to be an asshole, so that she would dump you. Instead of you
dumping her and her becoming a psycho stalker. Some girls have that potential.
Thank god for Call display.
And now a completely unrelated haiku *cough*…
Talk Dirty To Me.
Now, Eat Yogurt From My Ass.
My Ex-Girlfriend Rocks!
—NPX
If any other girls are into yogurt, or even frogurt. Gimme a call. I will buy you flowers and bonbons.
Note: I have never had yogurt feltched from my anus, nor does my ex-girlfriend rock.
Picture and Title stolen from T-Shirt Hell.
I Love Children, But I Don’t Think I Could Eat A Whole One.
Did you here about the basketball game where the kid with autism scored six 3-pointers?
Man, autism is so much cooler than Hansen’s disease or Stockholm Syndrome.
Remember Rain Man? Hoffman’s character was based on a real person.
Now a sexy little haiku for you.
Blank Stare, Crooked Smile.
Giant, Glistening Forehead.
Down Syndrome Is Hot!
—NPX
Note: The child in the photo does not have Down syndrome, I just think he looks funny.
